♪大家一起唱 ♪ Everyone sing
♪巴，巴 ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba
♪进来和我一起跳舞 ♪ Head in and dance with me
♪玩得开心，和我一起玩 ♪ Have fun and play with me
♪，现在是时候停下来了 ♪ And now it's time to stop
现在，那个地方可能是熊的完美家-- Now, that place could be the bears' perfect home --
我说的“完美”是指“一点都不完美， and by "perfect," I mean "not perfect at all,
但实际上又可怕又臭气熏天。 but actually scary and stinky."
是啊，不是。这房子吓到我了。 Yeah, nope. This house scares me.
我们再试一次吧，博克斯。 Let's try it again, box.
熊猫，来吧。这可能就是我要找的人 Panda, come on. This could be the one.
你难道不喜欢这座地道的哥特式建筑吗？ Don't you just love this authentic Gothic architecture?
啊！ Aah!
现在我们得进去了。 Now we have to go inside.
我希望我们的包厢不会得肺炎。 I hope our box doesn't get pneumonia.
这里又湿又难受！ Bit wet and miserable out here!
哇。自动门，就像超市一样。 Wow. Automatic doors, just like the supermarket.
这看起来像是你会看到的东西 This looks like something you'd see
在成年人看的那些无聊的电影中。 in one of those boring movies adults watch.
为什么，谢谢你。 Why, thank you.
你们好啊。 Greetings.
我是格雷太太。 I'm Mrs. Gray.
我是灰熊。 I'm Grizz.
我叫熊猫。 My name's Panda.
冰B。 Ice B.
而我是个幽灵。 And I'm a ghost.
放松点。 Relax.
我是个友善的幽灵。 I'm a friendly ghost.
在斯派克庄园，我们是友好的幽灵。 We are friendly spirits here at Spectral Manor.
“我们”？ "We"?
我是平克上校。 I'm Colonel Pink.
这位令人惊叹的暹罗就是猫咪先生。 And this stunning Siamese is Mr. Meow-meow.
喵。 Meow.
我是蒂尔小姐 And I'm Miss Teal --
是的，蒂尔小姐，就是那个 yes, that Miss Teal, the one who graced
1959年登上20家时尚杂志的封面。 the cover of twenty fashion mags in 1959.
不行! No way!
活生生的鬼魂！ Living, breathing ghosts!
我得去拍张自拍。 I got to get a selfie.
哈?好吧。 Huh? Okay.
所以，真的没有人会相信这一点。 so, there's really no way anyone is going to believe this.
当然希望你不会介意我们 Sure hope you don't mind us
就这样闯进来了，夫人。 barging in on you like this, ma'am.
恰恰相反。 Tis quite the contrary.
我们喜欢不速之客。 We love unexpected guests.
一旦鬼魂出没，他们就必须永远呆在那里。 Once a ghost haunts a residence, they must remain for eternity.
达西尔！我们有客人。 Dashiell! We have guests.
是的，夫人。 Yes, ma'am.
晚上好。 Good evening.
今晚的各种特色节目-- Tonight's assortment features --
免费食物！ Free food!
这些很好吃，但有点无味。 These are tasty, but a bit flavorless.
有盐吗？ Got any salt?
先生，恐怕我们已经用完了。 I'm afraid we've just run out, sir.
好的，再点一些-- Well, order some more --
还有我们的客人可能喜欢的任何其他东西。 and anything else our guests might like.
我想我们终于找到了我们永远的家。 I think we finally found our forever home.
博克斯，你做到了！ Box, you did it!
那是什么？ What is that?
嗯，这是一个有点奇怪的故事，但没关系。 Um, it's a bit of a weird story, but okay.
所以，基本上，我们有了这个盒子。 So, basically, we had this box.
然后，一颗流星落在上面。 Then, a shooting star fell on it.
然后，盒子神奇地变成了一个有知觉的会说话的容器 Then, box magically became a sentient talking vessel
它可以传送到冰熊和兄弟们想要的任何地方。 that teleports to anywhere Ice Bear and brothers want.
你说它可以传送到任何地方？ You say it can teleport anywhere?
-我可以试一试吗？-请便. - Might I give it a whirl? - Knock yourself out.
你好，巴黎！ Bonjour, Paris!
哦，胡说八道。 Oh, fiddlesticks.
我很确定只有当你还活着的时候它才有效--无意冒犯。 I'm pretty sure it only works if you're alive -- no offense.
为什么，我们可以让人对它进行评估。 Why, we could get it appraised.
它可能价值数百万美元。 It could be worth millions.
钱不是万能的。时尚才是。 Money isn't everything. Fashion is.
它会成为一顶很棒的帽子。 And it would make a fabulous hat.
它非常适合我的ASMR视频。 It's perfect for my ASMR video.
让我们听听这位宝贝的歌声。 Let's hear this baby sing.
抱歉，伙计们，这个盒子是我们的全部了。 Sorry, guys, but this box is all we have.
我们欠它很多。 And we owe it a whole lot.
没有我们的盒子我们做不到。 We couldn't do it without our box.
冰熊喜欢盒子，就像爱他的四兄弟一样。 Ice Bear loves Box like a fourth brother.
没错。事实上，失去盒子将是 That's right. In fact, losing the box would be
可能发生过的最糟糕的事情-- just about the worst thing that could ever happen to --
盒子不见了！ The box is gone!
可能只是放错地方了。 It's probably just misplaced.
我们最后一次看到它是在哪里？ Where did we last see it?
就在这里，两秒前！ Literally right here, two seconds ago!
你还不明白吗，熊猫--我可爱的，天真的熊猫！ Don't you see, Panda -- my sweet, innocent Panda!
我们的盒子被偷了！ Our box has been stolen!
这里的每个人都有动机。 Everyone here has a motive.
就在片刻之前，你们都对着盒子滔滔不绝。 Just moments ago, you were all gushing over the box.
既然没人能走，那一定是这里的某个人。 And since no one can leave, it has to be someone here.
如果我们还想再看到我们的盒子， If we ever want to see our box again,
我们得自己解决这个案子。 we'll have to solve this case ourselves.
嗯! Yeah!
我们来审问我的主要嫌疑犯。 Let's interrogate my main suspect.
我看了足够多的电影知道..。 I've seen enough movies to know...
管家总是这么做！ the butler always did it!
灰熊，这就是求职。 Grizz, that's jobism.
这是一种伤害性的刻板印象。 That is a hurtful stereotype.
我也不是管家。 And I'm not the butler.
我是第一个男仆。 I'm the first footman.
啊哈。嗯。 Aha. Mm.
好吧，我被难住了。 Well, I'm stumped.
当侦探真的很难！ Being a detective is hard!
白熊在案发现场发现了线索。 Ice Bear found a clue at the scene of the crime.
这是什么？ What is this?
-VHS。-哦. - VHS. - Oh.
“占有是法律的9个帐篷。” "Possession is 9 Tents of the Law."
我猜凶手喜欢看电影？ I guess the culprit likes movies?
这意味着..。 That means...
我们要把这所房子从头到脚搜查一遍 we'll search this house from head to toe
直到我们找到我们的盒子。 until we find our box.
你这堆砖头里到底有几个房间？ How many rooms you got in this pile of bricks, anyway?
125. 125.
是啊。这可能要花我们一段时间。 Yeesh. That could take us a while.
先生们，这样会更快 Gentlemen, it will be faster
如果你嗯分头搜查房间的话. if you um split up to search the rooms.
嘿，好主意。 Hey, good idea.
我往那边走，你们两个往这边走。 I'll go that-a-way, and you two go this-a-way.
并团结在一起。 And stick together.
你知道熊猫不能忍受一个人的生活。 You know how Panda can't handle being alone.
当我一个人的时候，我无处可躲。 When I'm alone, there's nowhere to hide from me.
这座房子将是一个玩捉迷藏的史诗般的地方。 This house would be an epic place to play hide-and-seek.
冰熊希望自己没有血缘关系 Ice Bear hopes he's not related
不管这块地毯是谁做的。 to whomever this rug is made out of.
耶！ Yeeeeek!
我找到了一个秘密保险箱。 I found a secret safe.
我哪儿也没看到我们的盒子。 Well, I don't see our box anywhere.
但是有很多..。 But there is a lot of...
要加盐吗？ salt?
为什么有人要把他们所有的盐都锁起来？ Why on Earth would someone lock away all their salt?
冰熊采取了一种组合 Ice Bear assumes a combination
高血压和意志力低下。 of high blood pressure and low will power.
我去查一下。 I'm gonna look it up.
哇。非常具体的搜索结果。 Wow. Very specific search results.
嗯……但我以为豪宅里的盐用完了？ Hmmm...but I thought the mansion was out of salt?
很可疑。 Suspicious.
灰熊侦探在调查这个案子！ Detective Grizz on the case!
我很快就会找到那个盒子的！ I'll find that box in no time!
一条线索！ A clue!
这是录像机中的一部。 It's one of those VHS.
“我和我的新主人。” "My New Host and Me."
还有更多。 There's more.
如果你不付钱给你的驱魔人，你会被收回吗？ "If You Don't Pay Your exorcist, Do You Get Repossessed?"
《如何拥有哑巴101》 "How to Possess Dumb Dumbs 101."
它们都是关于被附身的。 They're all about being possessed.
或许可以偶尔试试浪漫喜剧，伙计。 Maybe try a rom-com once in a while, dude.
如果我的侦探技能是正确的， If my detective skills are correct,
这些录像带应该会导致..。 these tapes should lead to...
罪魁祸首！ the culprit!
啊，这只是一个空的书盒。 Aw, it's just an empty book case.
除了这本书。 Except for this one book.
“空手道” "Karate."
或许殴打嫌疑犯会有帮助。 Maybe punching the suspects could help.
这个世界是怎么回事？ What in the world?
一个秘密书架！我就知道！ A secret bookcase! I knew it!
嗯。“越柔软越好。” Hmm. "The squishier the better."
嘿，我很软的！ Hey, I'm pretty squishy!
“先喂饱它们”？ "Feed them first"?
我被喂饱了！ I was fed!
“让他们单独呆着”？ "Get them alone"?
但我是一个人。 But I'm alone.
因为建议我们分手的那个人是..。 And it's because the person who suggested we split up was...
管家。 the butler.
星际侦探，侦探小偷。 Stellar sleuthing, gumshoe.
我不知道这些话是什么意思，但是哈！ I don't know what any of those words mean, but ha!
我就知道是你干的！ I knew it was you all along!
-不你没有-是的他是对的 - No, you didn't. - Yeah, he's right.
我拿到你的箱子了。 I've got your box.
现在，我将占有你的身体， Now, I'll possess your body,
永远离开这座被诅咒的豪宅！ and leave this cursed mansion forever!
终于来了！ Finally!
啊！它烧起来了！ Aah! It burns!
盐可以驱除恶灵。 Salt wards off evil spirits.
我们是在网上读到的。 We read it on the Internet.
互联网从不说谎。 Internet never lies.
灰熊被附身了！我们得给他驱魔！ Grizz is possessed! We have to exorcise him!
灰熊讨厌运动。 Grizz hates exercise.
回来，巴特勒。 Get back here, Butler.
你躲不过我们的。 You can't hide from us.
嘿，他去哪了？ Hey, where'd he go?
你怎么才能让管家不再躲起来？ How do you get a butler out of hiding?
白熊知道。 Ice Bear knows.
天哪。冰熊搞得一团糟。 Oopsies. Ice Bear made a mess.
哦.。我懂了。 Ooh. I get it.
谁来清理这个烂摊子？ Who will clean this mess?
一团糟？哪里? A mess? Where?
他来了。 There he is.
给他撒盐，兄弟。 Salt him, bro.
认为你的计划失败了-- Consider your plan busted --
尘埃落定。 dust busted.
他很会打扫卫生。 He is very good at cleaning.
那是所有的盐！我们该怎么办！ That was all the salt! What do we do!
为贝琪干杯！ Heavens to Betsy!
立刻解除对那个孩子的控制。 Un-possess that child at once.
喵！ Meow!
注意语言，喵-喵先生。 Language, Mr. Meow-Meow.
我受够了你们每一个人！ I'm so sick of every one of you!
“巴特勒，把垃圾换掉！” "Butler, change the litter!"
“巴特勒，擦去我帽子上的灰尘！” "Butler, dust my hats!"
“巴特勒，帮我在沙发上找个硬币。” "Butler, help me dig for quarters in the couch."
我唯一能逃脱的办法 The only way for me to escape
就是拥有这只熊，然后把它留在盒子里。 was to possess this bear, and leave in his box.
灰熊一去不返了！ Grizz is gone for good!
我们该怎么办！ What are we gonna do!
白熊想到了一些事。 Ice Bear thought of something.
那是什么？接受灰熊的命运吗？ What is it? Accept Grizz's fate?
冰熊认为灰熊还在里面。 Ice Bear thinks Grizz is still in there.
你是对的! You're right!
也许我们还能联系上他。 Maybe we can still reach him.
哦，魔盒，请赐予我安全愉快的旅行 Oh, Magic Box, grant me safe and pleasant travels
在繁星中。 among the stars.
-灰熊！-灰熊！ - Grizz! - Grizz!
我想去旅行- I want to travel to -
灰熊！ Grizz!
噢。嗯。我是灰熊。 Oh. Yeah. I'm Grizz.
我不属于这里。 I don't belong here.
兄弟们，我来了！ Bros, I'm coming!
旅行到-- Travel to --
我又重回正轨了！ I'm back in my bod!
天哪，灰熊！你没事吧？ OMG, Grizz! Are you okay?
嗯。我想我是的 Yeah. I think I am.
不，你没有，毛毛球！ No, you don't, fuzzball!
不行。这是我的身体，小家伙！ No way. This is my body, Bub!
不，不！ Nuh-unh!
吸尘器。 The vacuum.
里面有所有的盐。 It's got all the salt in it.
灰熊，把吸尘器扔给我们！ Grizz, throw us the vacuum!
差不多了! Almost!
你要用它做什么？ What are you going to do with that?
我要做的是。 I'm gonna do...
这。 this.
不是的！ No!
抓住它！抓住它！抓住它！ Grab it! Grab it! Grab it!
加盐时间到了！ Salt time!
糟透了！我要走了！ Crud! I'm out of here!
哦，不，你不会的！ Oh, no, you don't!
打我！ Hit me!
我...抱不住...他... I..can't hold...him...
我只是想把轻柔的声音放到麦克风里。 I just wanted to play soft sounds into microphones.
灰熊！ Grizz!
啊，我的头骨。 Ugh, my head bone.
哦，你这个可怜的小家伙。 Oh, you poor thing.
我们对我们的管家感到非常抱歉。 We are terribly sorry about our butler.
我没意识到我们在推我们的男仆 I didn't realize we were pushing our footman
到了恶作剧的边缘。 to the brink of poltergeist.
太不时髦了。 So unfashionable.
我们真的希望你一切都好。 We do hope you're alright.
喵。 Meow.
呃，有点咸，但还行。 Uh, a little salty, but okay.
博克斯说：“离别让我们的心更亲近， Box says "Absence makes the heart grow fonder,
但我更喜欢你不走神的时候。 but I prefer when you don't wander."
啊！ Aww!
我们也很想你，拳击手。 We missed you, too, box.
白熊爱你。 Ice Bear loves you.
你是我最好的朋友。 You're my best friend.
因此，我们的英雄们继续他们的旅程。 And so, our heroes continue their journey.
我对此也很高兴。 And I'm really glad about that, too.
我是说，如果他们停下来，我就会失业。 I mean, if they stopped, I'd be out of a job.
好的，下次见。 Well, see you next time.
♪不以跑步为耻，不以躲藏♪为耻 ♪ No shame in running, no shame in hiding ♪
♪在战斗和生存中没有耻辱♪ ♪ No shame in fighting and surviving ♪